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this-tree-is-my-boyfriend

Mission Accomplished, We Got Him.

michaelnothing

"IDONTIDONTGITIT!"

kruskal-wallis

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Had to share these comments

pompadorkery

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Sonata, but "kidnapped" by a certain mercenary group~

His hair and horns grow out and he’s a sad boy :)

slitherpunk

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

gonadotropic-hypogirlcockism

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

titkoks-old

cryoverkiltmilk

Congratulations! That's the worst anyone has ever done it!

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking

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this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

wtf were you gonna say

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redhotarsenic

Please respect my privacy

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently

my deepest apologies

redhotarsenic

I forgive you

redhotarsenic

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

chaumas-deactivated20230115

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

chaumas-deactivated20230115

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

memeguy-com

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

pika-brew

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

A.